A short story you might find relatable
I'm rewiring a conservatory attached to an old tudor style house, and I see a few more switches than there are lights.
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I flick one switch and after a flicker and a hum,
the conservatory lights turn on.
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Great start.
So I tried another one.
And suddenly a light came on in a room I wasn’t even bloody near.
For a second I just stood there in the hallway, staring at the light like it had insulted my mother.
The house was quiet, the kind of quiet that makes you hear the wiring hum behind the plaster.
I walked back into the conservatory and flicked the last switch.
Click.
Nothing.
Click.
And boom, a glow from the kitchen like some ghost was making toast.
At that point I knew exactly what I was dealing with.
Not a haunted house.
Worse.
Bad wiring.
Some bloke stood right here years ago, looked at the switch that controlled a light on the other side of the house, scratched his head, and said,
"Yeah mate, close enough. Time for a pint."
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ANYWAY
Rewires matter.
Rewiring your house isn't glamorous. It’s not the kitchen remodel or the fancy paint job.
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It’s the invisible stuff. The kind of work that disappears behind walls and stays there for decades.
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And that’s exactly why it matters.
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Because once those walls are sealed up, you don’t want to lie awake wondering if the lights will flicker when the toaster’s on.
You want peace of mind.
You want to know it’s done right.
No cut corners. (I've seen stuff that would make your toes curl)
You want wiring that sweetly runs reliably for the next twenty years.
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(Hey, that sounds like my work!)
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Or at least these lovely people think so...
What We Actually Do
We rewire older London properties full home, renovations, and rentals with artistic scrutiny
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We work in places most people don't ever see.
We keep the soul, while making the house you live in your actual home, adding what you want and deleting what you don't like it was never there.
Properly powered homes.
Every cable, socket, and switch exactly where you want it to be.
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Our Process
(Aka, How We Stop Your House from stealing the show on bonfire night)
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Step 1: We talk.
We talk about you.
Your vision, your frustrations, your routines.
Because your home isn’t a spreadsheet, it’s where you live your life.
Step 2: We quote.
Transparent, fixed, and fair. No surprise extras. We’re not the cheapest, we’re the ones you call after the cheap jobs go wrong.
Step 3: We wire.
Clean, precise, NICEIC-approved work.
No muddy boots, no endless mess, no half-done jobs.
When we’re done, you’ll plug your phone in wherever you bloody please.
P.S...
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If you’re still reading this far down, you probably already know your wiring is begging for the Lenny treatment.
(Of mice and men references? In this economy?)
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You can roll the dice, ignore it for another few months, and hope nothing happens…
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Or you can call now and get it sorted properly by people who treat your home like it’s part of London’s history, not a weekend job.
So go on.
Call now.